i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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