You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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