This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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