You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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