no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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