so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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