Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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