dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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