I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
