All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
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I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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