How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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