Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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