rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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