Pappa wants mamma naked
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
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This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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