I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
