The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
she looked like the before picture.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Still dying that you shit outside
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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