Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
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when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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