Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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