he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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