well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
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I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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