idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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