no. you can't hotbox the world.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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