she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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