was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
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Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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