I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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