Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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