Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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