Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
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Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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