The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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