You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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