I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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