"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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