he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Randomize
