4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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