Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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