how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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