I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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