Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
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ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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