he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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