yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
vagina is talking i cant
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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