I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize