I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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