Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
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I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
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They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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