To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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