Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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