we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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