So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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