My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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