Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
We are all done wearing pants today
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
