dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
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Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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