He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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