Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
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i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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