I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Randomize
