love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Randomize
