She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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