she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I think I sprained my soul last night
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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